Snow day on a Wednesday?
It’s the first one in years
Perfect snowflakes fall like tears
Sounds so good you can’t believe your ears
Homework gone, responsibility forgotten
Pure snow covers all that is rotten
So shed your cares and shuck your jive
Drop what your doing and step outside
Play in the snow and feel alive
Have a snowball fight in the middle of the street
Sprint back and forth on frozen feet
Wish this night was stuck on repeat
The battle on state was fucking ill
Think I hit some guy in his grill
With a snowball thought, I ain’t grimy
Got aim and reflexes like a cat, just try me
The secret is, its all in the timing
Wild west duel dontcha know
Instead of sand there’s a line in the snow
Shit’s fucked up like a line of blow
Cross that shit and you got to go
O.K. Corral in a Winter Wonderland
Madison Narnia, written by Ayn Rand
Except in this one the heroes mega-man
Big blue dude rules this snow-bound city
Get up in the battle deep and gritty
Throw him in a snow sarcophagus, got no pity
till he breaks free like a mummy rising
abominable blue snow ghoul so surprising
no one knows what to make of this guy
all they know is that he’s super fly
flew away from the battle and hit the hill
slippery and steep we took many a spill
but its worth it to get back to the top
even if we slid right back down repeat nonstop
lunch tray sleds hit escape velocity off the jump
everlasting hang time till you land with a thump
these times are the good times, snow day victory
deep and heavy snow covers all like mystery
beautiful night illuminated by reflected light
and in the snow it all seems so simple and right
snow day is a good day, these blues get cured
happiness found inside classic adventure
the kinda story I’ll still tell through dentures
